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The Dry Robe Brigade – Sea Swimmers

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Sizes: A4 (210mm x 297mm) and A3 (297mm x 420mm). All prints are digitally printed to 220gsm Archival Matte paper with the option of single mount framing for both the A3 & A4 prints.

The Dry Robe Brigade – Sea Swimmers

So, I had a lot of feedback from my Notions in the Oceans print and Ireland’s SEA-SWIMMING community have demanded to know – why I haven’t included a dry robe?

Firstly, as a humble “land-walker”, I was unaware that such an important garment existed. Sadly, my knowledge had peaked at using a towel and for this I unreservedly apologise to the SEA SWIMMING community.

However, to atone for this error I have attended an intensive 132 hour SEA-SWIMMING seminar facilitated on the behest of the ‘SEA-SWIMMERS ASSOCIATION OF SEA-SWIMMING AND HONOURABLE DRY-ROBE WEARING BRIGADE (aka the SSASSHDRWB)’ at their exclusive SEA-SWIMMING compound (location can not be disclosed – due to NDA).

Below are the RULES about dry-robes.

Dry robes are the preferred garment of a pre and post SEA SWIM of all official recognised SEA-SWIMMERS. Dry Robes can only be used if you are partaking in an official SEA-SWIM. SEA-SWIMMING dry robes can not be utilised for the following activities:

  • Pool swimming
  • Lake swimming
  • River swimming

* Penalties for using a dry-robe for the above activities include a blanket ban on using the term “SEA-SWIMMING” and a legally binding restraining order – denying the guilty party from being within 100 yards of a SEA-SWIMMER.

Legal Disclaimer: As per agreement with the ‘SEA-SWIMMERS ASSOCIATION OF SEA-SWIMMING AND HONOURABLE DRY-ROBE WEARING BRIGADE’, this text has included the legally required minimum of at least ten unsolicited references to SEA-SWIMMING.

 

Additional Info:

Sizes: A4 (210mm x 297mm) and A3 (297mm x 420mm). All prints are digitally printed to 220gsm Archival Matte paper with the option of single mount framing for both the A3 & A4 prints. All frames are handcrafted locally and the timber is sustainably sourced in Ireland.

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A4 Print, A3 Print, A4 Single Mount Frame (Black), A4 Single Mount Frame (White), A3 Single Mount Frame (Black), A3 Single Mount Frame (White)

Color

Pink, Purple

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