Many great artists have done some pretty crazy things in order to impress a girl. Van Gogh, at the height of a breakdown cut off a piece of his ear and sent it to a prostitute he longed to woo. Lisa is not an eighteenth century prostitute nor am I a great artist. She is a woman that I attempt to impress daily. This doesn’t include ear mutilation for obvious reasons and also on the account of me having rather embarrassingly small ears.